Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
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My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Whatās the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You donāt laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.