Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
