My dad killed Hitler.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
