Worst Jokes Ever
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).