Worst Jokes Ever
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
What if your Corona test is neutral?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.