Worst Jokes Ever
The walking dead.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.