Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.