Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Ily.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"