Worst Jokes Ever

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

All Nepali love momos.

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

What do you call a room with no doors?

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!