Worst Jokes Ever
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.