Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?