Worst Jokes Ever
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!