Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What kills you?
Suicide.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Give me followers instantly!
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.