Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the orphan go to church?

Because they need a father.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

My anus smells.

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

qwertyuiol.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Dez nuts!

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What's 68+1? 69. Nice!