Worst Jokes Ever
Eat this, peppe.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Ethan Fennel
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!