What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
