Worst Jokes Ever
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.