Worst Jokes Ever
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.