Worst Jokes Ever
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.