Worst Jokes Ever
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
DJ Croos joke.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Purple.