There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
