I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
Worst Jokes Ever
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
