Worst Jokes Ever
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.