Worst Jokes Ever

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

What flour do orphans use?

Self-raising flour.

There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.