Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
