Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
How do you see past that forehead?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!