Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I ate my mom.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!