Worst Jokes Ever
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Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Should I do a face reveal?
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they canβt be wanted.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!