Worst Jokes Ever

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

Y'all follow me, please.

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.