Worst Jokes Ever
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
I'm Pickle Rick!
The Stigg is a joke.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.