If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Ashten Parkes
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
