Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.