Worst Jokes Ever
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Champagne
Show yourself.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
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