Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.