Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Worst Jokes Ever
Suck!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
They are delicious.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I farted.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.