Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.