Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Worst Jokes Ever
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
