Worst Jokes Ever
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I'm an orphan, lol.
School.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰