Worst Jokes Ever

How to get into politics?

Fail art school.

I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.