Worst Jokes Ever
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Cocomelon.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
I only trust people that like big butts.