Worst Jokes Ever
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Do a neck reveal.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.