Worst Jokes Ever
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I make baby mush.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
What do you call a three humped camel?
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."