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Worst Jokes Ever
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
