Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Like if I am emo.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”