I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
U can vent here idc.
kiibati orojo?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
