Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!