Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Everyone put your age here.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
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Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...