Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
You're an orphan.
You are emo.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
