Worst Jokes Ever
What kills you?
Suicide.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.