One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."
The other man said "bro does even have audio."
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
I just beat the hollow knight and found it takes 26hr to beat it but it took me 69hr to beat it
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe
Keep rolling your eyes maybe you'll find a brain back there.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
Why cant orphans play basketball. they dont know where home is
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
It's not Minecraft
It's Ourcraft
https://youtu.be/9mewe3GFGWM
bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
idk if this is funny
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
