Worst Jokes Ever
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.