Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.