Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
