Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.