Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!