I have a choking kink, so i will enjoy hanging.
he sing he dance he he
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds", so I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What’s the difference between a Rubix cube and a penis the more you play with it the harder it gets
what do you call a doctor that's a skeleton? doctor bones
What did Steven harkens have to eat His shoulders
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What is an orphans least favorite movie.. Home
what do you call someone that no one loves...... orphan
