Worst Jokes Ever
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
The Twilight fanbase.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
W fr W
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.