Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Ma name is Bendover.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.