Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I killed 5 orphan's and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What's a deaf kids favourite words?
Shut up.
