Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, β€œNo, you won’t bring it back.”

My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me

man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male if you did not like it when you were a teenager you probably will not like it when you become an adult

Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

A teacher asks her class, β€œWhat do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says β€œI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. β€œAnd you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says β€œI wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!