Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Gennis gay?
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
