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what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, βNo, you wonβt bring it back.β
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them
why do orphans hate dom toretto. because it's all about family
man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male if you did not like it when you were a teenager you probably will not like it when you become an adult
Whatβs an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
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A teacher asks her class, βWhat do you want to be when you grow up?β Little Johnny says βI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a dayβ. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. βAnd you, Susie? β the teacher asks. Susie says βI wanna be Johnnyβs b*tch.β
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
can emos eat happy meals?π³