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Worst Jokes Ever
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
