Worst Jokes Ever
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.