Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
