Worst Jokes Ever
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.