Worst Jokes Ever
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
WJE officially a gone memory.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
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