9 jokes

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

Why was the number 10 afraid?

Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.

I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "That's my dad outside." Man: "How much did you say the baseball was again?" Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad." Man: "How much did you say the glove was again?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Do not start that shit again!"

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Answer: Because 7 8 9.

9/11.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.