9 jokes
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Memes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.