9 jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Me and Who?
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.