9 jokes
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.