9 jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!