9 jokes

Phone

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

9/11

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Memes

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

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Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?

No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.

Victim

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

Victim

Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?

9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

Stoner

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Reason

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

9/11

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Nine Eleven

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Saudi Arabia

9/11

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

9/11

Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Cow

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

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  • 9/11

    Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

    Laughter

    What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

    They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.