9 jokes
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Was 9 + 10?
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Your (DYM 9).
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.