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Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.