9 jokes

Number

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Documentary

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Pizza

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What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!