9 jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Was 9 + 10?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Your (DYM 9).
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.