9 jokes
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Your (DYM 9).
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Memes
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.