9 jokes
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Me and Who?
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
9/11.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
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