9 jokes
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
9/11.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!