9 jokes
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.