9 jokes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.