9 jokes

Dad

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

Memes

9/11

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Student

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Victim

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

Tendency

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

Party

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

Comedy

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Chess

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.