9 jokes

9/11

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Phone

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Chess

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

Memes

9/11

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Terrorist

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

9/11

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

Student

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

9/11

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.