9 jokes
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Biden did 9/10.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.