9 jokes

Terrorist

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

9/11

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

Memes

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Student

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

9/11

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Number

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Tower

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Documentary

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.