9 jokes

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

Why was ten scared?

It was in the middle of 9/11.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Was 9 + 10?

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.

Biden did 9/10.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.