9 jokes
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Your (DYM 9).
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.