9 jokes

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!