9 jokes
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
It was 9/10.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.