9 jokes
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What's 9 + 10?
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The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.