9 jokes

Number

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Building

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Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Pilot

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Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Flu

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The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

People

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The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

9/11

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I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Kamikaze

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What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.