9 jokes

Number

  • 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

    Because 10 was in 9/11.

    Time

  • Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

    Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

    PTSD

  • So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

    He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

  • 4
  • Uncle

  • All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

    My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

  • 4
  • War

  • 9/10/01

    Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

  • 1
  • Documentary

  • We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

    I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

  • 1
  • Number

  • Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

    Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

    Building

  • Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

    Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

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