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Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.