9 Jokes

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.