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Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.