9 jokes
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
9/11, am I right?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.