Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
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My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
