9 jokes
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.