9 jokes
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.