9 jokes
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.