9/11 jokes
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
I'll rate this a 9/11.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.