9/11

9/11 jokes

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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