9/11 jokes
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
9/11, am I right?
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.