If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
