9/11 jokes

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

9/11, am I right?

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.