So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
