7 jokes
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.