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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

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    • Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

    Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

    Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

    They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

    If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

    Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

    1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

    Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

    The kid: But it has no home button.

    Me: Exactly. 💀

    If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.