Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
7 Jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
