The 20+ Best 6 Year Old Jokes

How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?

Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A sandy hook survivor

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.

My girlfriend said i was a ped0phi1e

That's a big word for a 6 year old

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls

Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.