How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A sandy hook survivor
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
My girlfriend said i was a ped0phi1e
That's a big word for a 6 year old
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word
