11 jokes
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.