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This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

My dad was a great pilot...

He died in 9/11.

What's 9 divided by 11?

Well, I know it's less than two alright!

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!