11 jokes
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.