11 jokes
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I poo 11 times a day.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.