11 jokes
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.