11 jokes

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

I poo 11 times a day.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.