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9/11, am I right?
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Memes
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.