My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
