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11 jokes

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Tower

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Memes

9/11

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Birthday

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

9/11

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

9/11

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Gender

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?

Answer: 16

Size

Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.

A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.

First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.

It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."

He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.

She walks away and says ok.

The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"

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  • Jumper

    What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    ...

    ...

    Their knees.

    *Ba dum tss*

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  • Day

    A day in the life of a Biden voter.

    $2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

    No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

    $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

    50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

    No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

    Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

    New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

    Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

    Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

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  • Rape

    Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

    What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.