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Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...