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People

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Memes

Number

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Victim

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Math class

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Tower

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Slap

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Pilot

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Pilot

9/11 jokes

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

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  • Eleven

    The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

    "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"