11 jokes
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.