11 jokes
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.